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Ghalib ki GirlFriend late aayi

Ghalib ne #GirlFriend ko date par bulaya,
Aur wo late aayi....
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Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai....

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
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Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai...??? :D :P

Jab God logo ko dimag baant rahe the

Jab God Sab logo ko dimag baant rahe the,
tab kuch Girls,
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Gol Gappe kha rhi thi
Aur kuch.
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beauty parlor ke samne line me khadi thi :D :P

JO Dar gaya Wo Mar Gaya

Japan mein 2 dost the..
1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusre ka naam tha “wo”
Ek din “jo” ke paas Jinn aa gaya
“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di...
“wo” bhag kar aaya to Jinn ko dekh kar
“wo" mar gaya
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bus usi din se hi kehte hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA..

Roadies will now be using Horses

Due to High Petrol Price,
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MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
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& the show name will be " GHODIES " :P :D

What is Real Tension

What is Tension ?..
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye.
Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aapbaap banne wale ho'
Lo ho gayi tension............

Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai.
Aur tension!........

Police aayi aur apka medical checkup hua.
Report aayi Ke aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.
Sala aur tension!...

Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche hain wo kiske hein ?
REAL TENSION....