Ek Student ko apni ‪#‎Classmate‬ se ‪#‎Pyar‬ ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use propose kiya
Lekin Ladki ne inkar kar diya
aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diya
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapis class mein gaya
to Ladki ko uss se Pyar ho gaya
Ladki ne uss ladke ki book me likha:
"I M Sorry & I Love U too" <3
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya..
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye :(
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Moral:  Bevkoof Ladki itna bhi nahi samajhti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte .... :D hahaha :P

#Facebook Pe Pehli Chat
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: ‪#‎Asha‬
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Ladka: Tum Asha Ho, Par Choti To Nai Ho?
Ladki: Matlab????
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Ladka: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si Asha... ^_^ :P
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Wo Kehti Hai:
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‪#‎Phone‬ Na Kiya Karo "DEAR"
Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
Baat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
Divaron Ke Bhi Hote Hein "EAR"
Iss Liye ‪#‎FaceBook‬ use Karo "DEAR" ^_^ :P

Murder of ‪#‎English‬
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Lady - "Hey Fruitwale Baba ,
Give me some " Potatoes Fever" !!
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Fruitwala - " O meri behen
ye 'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota hai" ?
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Lady - "O Maye Gaad !!!
You Literacy People !
'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara " !!! ^_^ :D :P

Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Student: sir kyunki mai lunch mein
gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
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Moral : roz brush karo warna
petrol mehnga ho jaaega.
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