An unmarried man wrote
his status on Facebook as:
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" Wanted Wife "
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2 Girls liked it
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And 140 men commented
" Meri Leja ".. :O ;) :P

FIRE ko AAG kehte hain
COBRA ko NAAG kehte hain
GARDEN ko BAAG kehte hain
Aur "EXAMS" ke samay jo kaam na kare
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. . . . . Use DIMAG kahte Hain :D

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Q:  Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha..??
1: Front Right
2: Front Left
3:  Back Right
4: Back Left
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Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab
Hua to Sab Pass.. :D :D :P
Students Thoko LIKE (y)

Teacher To Student:-
Semester System Ke Fayde Batao..??
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Student-: Sir Fayde To Pta Nahi :o
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Par
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Beizzati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai..
Agree Students ?? = Thoko Like (y)

Smile 2 Old means,
‪#‎Respect‬

Smile 2 Child means,
‪#‎Innocence‬

Smile 2 Friend means,
‪#‎Care‬

BUT
Smile in front of ‪#‎Mobile‬ means,
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Beta chakkar kuch aur hi hai ;) :P
**MAMLA GADBAD HAI**