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Thought about Girls in Different countries

विभिन्न देशों में लड़कियों के बारे में विचार :-

‪#‎अमेरिका‬: फैशन की झलक।

‪#‎स्पेन‬: दिमाग के साथ सौंदर्य।

‪#‎ब्राज़ील‬: हॉट & सेक्सी।

‪#‎इंडियन‬ लड़की: साला कुछ हो ना हो
पर ‪#‎Attitude‬ इतना कि पूछो मत... :D :P

Can i have a bite of your dairy milk

Boy: Can i have a bite of UR dairy milk ??
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Girl: Kya main apko jaanti hu ??
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Boy: jaldi de de behen
‪#‎Samosa‬ khake aaya hu mirchi lagi hai

drame baad mein kar liyo... :D :P

Arranged Marrige & Love Marriage difference

Arranged ‪#‎Marriage‬ is "A snake bites you while you were walking",
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But Love Marriage is "DANCING in front of a King Cobra
and singing, "CHUMMA CHUMMA DE DE" :D :P

Accounting‬ ki Ladki Kaise Gaali Degi

#‎Accounting‬ Ki Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko
Jab Gaali De To Kaise Gaali Degi !!!

-Saale Dishonour ‪#‎Cheque‬
-Zameen Pe ‪#‎Liability‬
-Maa Baap Ki Kharaab ‪#‎Statement‬
-Saale 2 Takke Ki Adjustment

Itna Maaru Gi Ki ‪#‎Zindagi‬ Bhar
Teri Balance Sheet Bhi Equal Nahi HoGi... :D

Agar Ho jaye beautiful Ladki ka Deedar

Arz Kiya Hai...
Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !!
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye.
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar
Waah ... Wahh....

2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho jaye..
Kisi beautiful Ladki ka Deedar.

To Langda Bhi Aaye Bhage Jaise
#KariZma ZMR... :D