लड़कियों की एक ‪#‎मुस्कराहट‬
लड़कों को उलझन में डाल देती है।
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साला समझ ही नहीं आता कि:
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"हँस के देख रही थी"
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"देख कर हँस रही थी" :/ :v :P

Dear ‎#FACEBOOK.....!.....

Whenever I add a Girl,

You Always Ask Me "Do you Know her?

I Just Want To Ask.............
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Tujhe bahut tension ho rahi hai !!!
Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..???? :D :P

#‎Bihar‬ school teacher’s killer English:

1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3.Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!”

4.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!

5.Why r u luking at the monkey outside when I'm in the class…?

6.I hv 2 daughters: both r girls.

7.Stand in the middle of the corner!

8.The boy behind the last boy, please stand up... !!! :D #RIPENGLISH

#Rastrapati: Hindu
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‎#Uprastrapati: Muslim
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‎#Pradhanmantri: Sikh
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‎#Rakshamantri:  Isaai
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Hindu Muslim Sikh Isaai..
Sabko Nachati Italian Bai... :D :v :P

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Mere Paas Uss ke Jitne Paise To Nahin
Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga .
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Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye.. ??
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Girl:" Dimag ki maa bahen mat kar..
Apne Dost Ka Number de... :v :D :P