Juma Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue.
"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!
"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha,
phir waapis aa gayi
Doosri ne pucha kya hua?
Pehli wali kehne lagi:
Kameena "KACHHEY" bech rha hai :D :P
One more brain wali girl found :P
Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D
Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)
i will tell my friends ...
the next day:
Girl to her friend : how many apples U can eat empty stomach?
Friend : i can eat 5.......
Girl : hatt yaar
3 bolta to mast #Joke sunati ..... :D :P
#Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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#Teacher- Nahi to...
,
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..!
subah mere #Mobile pe likha tha-
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MISS CALL :D :P
Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
Aur
5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
Keeda Bahar Nikla Aur Bola
.
Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya?
