Chuhi ne hathi se kaha I Love U
Hathi ne pucha tum ne mujhme kya dekha?
Chuhi ne GANESH G Ki photo nikali aur boli Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai yara main kya kroon.

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark hai

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :P