#दिल तड़पता है इक ज़माने से
आ भी जाओ किसी बहाने से
बन गये #दोस्त भी मेरे #दुश्मन
इक तुम्हारे क़रीब आने से
जब कि अपना तुम्हे बना ही लिया
कौन डरता है फिर ज़माने से
तुम भी दुनिया से दुश्मनी ले लो
दोनों मिल जाएं इस बहाने से
चाहे सारे जहान मिट जाएं
#इश्क मिटता नहीं मिटाने से <3
The #WhatsApp Song:
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Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum #offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya #status mera (2)
Tujhse agar #BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge,
To khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa.
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
#Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Meri# Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera Rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal #offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye #Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,
Koi lamha mera na ho #WhatsApp bina,
Har bing pe he naam tera.
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera ‘OK’ bhi,
‘LMAO’ ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho… Tumhi ho…
Tere liye #Online raha main
Tujh ko jo yun #WhatsApp diya hai
Tere ‘Last Seen’ ne mujhko sambhala
doosro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
Me jo #BLOCK bhi hua #WhatsApp pe yaha
#WeChat pe khada hu me wahaa…
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
#Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
‘OKEY’ bhi, mera ‘K’ bhi
Mera ‘OK’ bhi ab Tum hi ho..... (y)
What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :P
Ham kabi samaj hi nai paate
ki kaun hamare liye khaas hai Aur kaun nahi
kabhi karib ke logon ko hurt kar dete to kabhi ajnabiyon ko madad kar dete hai...
Samajh bhi aisi chiz hai jo jarurat ke waqt kaam nai aati
jab Ye life ka khel khatam hone ko aata hai
AAnKhon ke saamne poori Film aa jati hai...
hamare acche din, bure din, Kisne hamein musibat mein sambala, hamari galtiyaan.
- Main character's kid will be grown up in one month.
- Main character will be in at least in one accident.
- Main character will go in coma.
- Main character will live in a huge house.
- Main character's elder will never die or be hospitalized.
