Girl - Mere b'day par mujhe bahut costly Gift dena ^_^
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Boy - OK :/
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On the B'Day
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Boy - UR Gift!
Girl - How Sweet :) ismein kya hai?
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Boy - #PETROL mein tale huye
...... #PYAAJ ke Pakode.... :D :P (y)
Customer To Hotel Manager:-
Jaldi Chalo
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… Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can I Do?
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Customer:- Kamine…
Khidki Khul Nahi Rahi Hai. . . . Khol jaake :D :P
Gehri thi raat, lekin ham khoye nahi,
Dard bahut tha Dil mein, lekin ham roye nahi,
Koi nahi hamara jo pooche hamse,
Jaag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya kisi ke liye soye hi nahi.. :(
Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi
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Jab Dulhan Pheron Ke Waqt
Uske Paas Aakar Baithi
To Vo Bola :-
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Thoda Paas Ho Ke Baith,
Ek Sawari Aur Baith Sakti Hai.... :D :P
