#‎Titanic 1 bahut badi Ship thi
Fir bhi doob gayi....

Lekin usse bhi badi ek ship bani hai,
Jo kabhi nahi doob sakti

Jaante ho wo ship kaunsi hai???
Apni 'FRIEND-SHIP'

Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Killing mosquitoes :D

Girl : How many did you Kill ?
Boy : Total 5 ( 3 female 2 male )

Girl : How did you know that? !!
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Boy : 3 sitting near mirror... 2 near beer :P :D

♥♥ Wo Ek Pal Hi Sahi
Jis mein 'TUM' Mil Jao Mujhe. . . ♥♥
Aur Uss Ek Pal Se Zyada
Zindagi Ki Khwaish Bhi Nahi Mujhe..!!! ♥♥

Boy: aaj raat mere ghar aana
koi nahi hoga. ;)
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Girl(Romantic hokar): Raat bhar akele
honge ham dono. <3
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Boy: haan poori raat.
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Girl: To poori raat hum tum
akele ghar mein kya krenge..???
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Most #Romantic reply by the boy:
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE :D :P

Gandhi ne Shaadi se pehle apni wife KASTURBA ko
chhota sa Letter likha
aur Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi. ..? .? .? .? ?
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Gandhi ne likha tha:
Dear KASTURBA
I Love You so much.
................ Tumhara "BAAPU" :D :P