Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Student: sir kyunki mai lunch mein
gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
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Moral : roz brush karo warna
petrol mehnga ho jaaega.
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Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare network adhura hain
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ‪#‎Asha‬
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jaada mast hain ! ;) :P
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The most happy hone wala moment for a gal
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne Friends ki pic dikha rahi ho
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Aur jaise hi uske 'BF' ki pic samne aaye
to uski maa kahe:-
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Ye "BANDAR" kaun hai?? :D :P

ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam tha
Tu vahan kashti le ke hi kyun gya jahan paani kam tha