Tum door sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai
Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

Bhulane Ka Bahana Na Bana Dena
Bas Bhulane Ki Vajah Bata Dena
Ham Khud Hi Chale Jayenge Apki Zindagi Se,
Par Jahan Apki Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah Bata Dena....  :(

Girl after kissing her boyfriend....
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Girl - Thank u Baby.
aaj takk maine aise kiss nahi kiya
.
and janu pata hai tumhara chewin gum
mere muh mein aa gaya
Awwww
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Boy - This is not chewing gum my #Love
actually i am suffering from cough :D :P

Jo nahi aata uska intzar kyun hota hai

Kisi ke liye apna ye haal kyun hota hai

Waise to dunia mein kafi cheeze pyari hai

Jo nahi milta usi se PYAR kyun hota hai.....

MURGA TO MURGI
.
I Love U Jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hun,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de.... :D :P