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What students think in classroom

Funny But True Fact
In class room 29% students think that
”agar ye fan gira to kispe girega?”
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and 71% students think that
”agar school me terrorist attack hua
to main sabko kaise bachauga" ?

Ae khuda dekh Tujhe kya diya Mujhe kya diya

=> Heart Touching must read =>
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1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha :-
Upar wale ke naam pe 1 aam dedo...
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Dukandaar ne ek Gala-Sada Aam garib ko de diya.
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Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupaye nikaale aur dukandar ko diye
to Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur behtreen Aam diye...
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Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf dekha or kaha :-
Ae khuda, Dekh Tujhe kya diya, Aur Mujhe kya diya..
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Agar pasand aaye toh like & share karna mat bhulna koi :-( :'(

Apne pati ke sath bahar ghumne jaati hai

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :D

Pehle Nahi Bata Sakte The You LOVE Me

Best Moment of Life..
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When Your Crush Near You And
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Slaps You & Says
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Pehle Nahi Bata Sakte The Ki
You LOVE Me
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Stupid
I Love You Too......

PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :P