Boy: Can i have a bite of UR dairy milk ??
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Girl: Kya main apko jaanti hu ??
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Boy: jaldi de de behen
‪#‎Samosa‬ khake aaya hu mirchi lagi hai

drame baad mein kar liyo... :D :P

मेरी बर्बादी पर तू कोई मलाल ना करना
भूल जाना मेरा ख्याल ना करना
हम तेरी ख़ुशी के लिए कफ़न ओढ़ लेंगे
पर तुम मेरी लाश से कोई सवाल मत करना !!!!!

Pappu ‪#‎Sharaab‬ Pee kar jaa raha thaa
raste main Sadhu Se Takra Gya
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Sadhu Gusse Mein-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu....

‪#‎Pappu‬ :- Rukiye Maharaj Mein Glass Leke Aata hu....

‪#‎CHEERS‬

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
NewsPaper Mein Ham ‪#‎ROTI‬ Lapet Ke Le Jaa Sakte Hai,
Magar Radio Mein nahi Le Jaa Sakte haha :D :P

Arranged ‪#‎Marriage‬ is "A snake bites you while you were walking",
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But Love Marriage is "DANCING in front of a King Cobra
and singing, "CHUMMA CHUMMA DE DE" :D :P