Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen
Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye
Sub dost treat dete rahein
aur hamari baari kabhi na aaye... ;) :D

Mohabbat karne wale aankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
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Sapne mein mil jaaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
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Rota to aasman bhi hai apne bichde yaar ke liye,
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Par log apni khushi ki khatir usse barsat samajh lete hain....

Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya
to sab log bahut hase,
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Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya
to kam log hase..
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Usne wahi joke fir se sunaya
to koi bhi nahi hasa
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To phir usne 1 bahut pyari baat kahi:
"Agar aap 1 khushi ko le kar baar baar
nahi khush ho sakte to phir..
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ek GHAM ko le kar baar baar rote kyun ho.. ?? :))

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl
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Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein
SIKKA fek dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di.?
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Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND rha tha.
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Girl :- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha,
wapas kheench liya.. :D :P

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :P