Ek ladka school der se jata hai
Teacher : Late kyo hue ???
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Boy : Bike kharab ho gyi the
Teacher : Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy : Maine kaha tha sir
par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.. o.O :/ :p

Santa - Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki ?
Banta - khushiya aur sukh pane ke liye..
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Santa - Arrey phir Talaak Kyuny le rahe ho ?
Banta - khoi hui khushiya aur sukh pane ke liye

Sweet Story... :))
1 ladke ne marne se 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main jaa raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho,
i m busy baad me milenge..
Ye sun kar usey bohat dard hua.. :((

2nd msg dost ka aaya:"abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai
ruk mein bhi aata hu..

Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola
aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya...
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Aisi Dosti ke liye Like to Banta Hai Boss.. (y)

Bekraar kar ke hamein yoon naa jaiye .
Aap ko hamari kasam !!!
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Inbox main aayiye.... ;) :P

Sukhe Honthon Se Hi
Hoti Hain Meethi Baatein
Pyaas Bujh Jaye to
Alfaaz aur Insaan Dono Badal Jaate Hain..... :(