Boys Rule -
Dhokha mila jab pyar mein
zindagi me udasi chha gyi :(
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socha tha chhod denge is duniya ko
kambakht sochte hi doosri pasand aa gyi ;) :P

Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time?:|
Girl: Awww.... What happen?;;)
Boy: it annoys me...3-|
Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry...({})
Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.
Girl: Awww..... I know!;;)
Boy: Get lost bye...:]x
Girl: Awww.... Baby gussa ho gya...;;)
Boy: Whatever!:s
Girl: Aww.... You look so cute when angry...
Boy: :G
She: Awww.... Mar gaye... :P :O :D

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai
Baap Ghar pe Hoga... :v :P

RAKHI SAWANT Train mein
TC:- Ticket.. ??
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Rakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC:" Jurmana lagega!
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Rakhi:" kyu.. ??
TC:" Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai... :O :P :D

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Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad door chale jate hain
Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad
Log barish ko bhool jate hain…