Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke): "Chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D

यादों का ये कारवां हमेशा रहेगा
दूर जाते हुए ही प्यार वही रहेगा
मत कहना मिल नहीं सके आपसे
यकीन रखना आँखों में इंतज़ार वही रहेगा!

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :D

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :D

Height of happiness..
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pappu got a job in a girls hostel.
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After 2 months......... ­.......
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Owner Asked:
Why don't u come to take your salary..??
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pappu : Kyaa..??
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Salary bhi milegi..?? :P