Boy :-  kya tum facebook
use karti ho..???
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Girl: nahi, mai bachpan se hi
gori hu.....

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna."

Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna."

Graduation:
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah poori kar le, phir aaraam rahega."

After Graduation:
"beta, post graduation kar le, phir maje karna."

After post Graduation:
"Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega."
Agree Students ???

Aankhen ro padi unka naa koi paigam aaya,
Chale gaye hamein akela chhod ke ye kaisa mukam aaya,
Meri tanhai Hansi mujh pe Aur boli Bata
Aakhir mere siva tere kon kaam aaya…

Bacha maa se:"Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai..??
Mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai..
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2nd day bacha school se aate hue ek ladki ke upar gir gaya..
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli: "Ye kya badtameezi hai.. ?
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Bacha bola:"Gira teri beti ke uppar hu
Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai.... :D lolz

कि आज इन फिजाओ मे कुछ अजीब सा नशा है ....
लोग ना जाने क्यों इश्क करने वालो को बुरा कहते है ...
अरे उन कमबख्तो को क्या पता .....
कि इश्क करने में क्या मजा है ...