Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.
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Pucho kaise?
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Bhikhari Ko Pucha :- 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Bhikhari bola :- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga.
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Maine NAHI DIYA…;-) :D

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.

Kid:- Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai hai.
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Aunty:-  (haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri mummy ne ??
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Kid: Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to
samne wali kamini se le aana...

Paan main pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni Chameli dekhi
Chikna Kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya to
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
Badtameez dil, battameez dil badtameez dil Maane naa..

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,
tujhe­ ­ meri kasam, kya hua?
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Ravaan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya...... :D haha