वादा कर लेते हैं, निभाना भूल जाते हैं
लगाकर आग बुझाना भूल जाते हैं
ये तो आदत हो गई है अब उनकी रोज़
कि रुलाते हैं और मनाना भूल जाते हैं.... :( :'(

Girl to Shopkeeper : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke
Sath Wala Free Gift Do.
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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath
Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Bakwas Matt Karo,
Shampoo Pe Likha Hai...
"DANDRUF FREE" ;) :o :p :D

Ek Baar Santa apni maa ka ilaaj karne ke liye hospital gaya..
Dr.: 2 test honge..
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Santa rone laga to
Dr. ne poocha kya hua.??
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Santa Bola- Dr. Saab, Meri maa to anpadh hai... :o :P

Kitni shiddat se maine book
uthane ki koshish ki hai...
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ki har panne ne mujhe
sulane ki sajish ki hai..
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kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko
dil se samajhna chaho..
to puri kaaynat hame usme
confuse karne me jutt jati hai...
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par padhna padta hai kyonki..
"CHAPTER ABHI BAKI HAI MERE DOST"

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Means... Principal call for insult, 6 gangster & all are saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja...
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Means...1 girl, 6 frnds & all r saying, teri bhabhi, teri bhabhi..
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Means...
Everything stupid but sumthing
sensible Like friendship.. ♥ :) :D