Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mein train banao,
mein 5 mint mein aa rahi hoon.
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhao
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Students:" Aap late ho gayi,
Train 5 mint pehle hi chali gayi.. ha ha ha :D

Manager-Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke
loan de raha hai

Santa-Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai

to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahi chahiye!

बढ़िया सी आपकी रात की शुरुआत हो
प्यार भरे सपनो की बरसात हो
जिनकों दिन भर ढूढ़ती रही आपकी पलकें
रब करे सपनों में उन्हीं से मुलाक़ात हो
शुभ रात्रि

Bacha :- DAD aapko pata chale ki
Mein 1st Division mein paas hua
to aap ko kaisa Lagega..???
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DAD :- Main to khushi se Pagal ho Jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss, isi Darr se Mein Fail ho gya...

Ham to baithe hein intzaar e yaar ke

Wo chal diye apne hathiaar daal ke

Are koi vajah to batate rooth jane ki

Do shabad hi sahi bolte chahe inkaar ke