Kitni Ajeeb Judai Thi ki
Tujhe Alwida Bhi Na Keh Saka !

Teri Saadgi Mein Itna Fareb Tha
Ke Tujhe Bewafa Bhi Na Keh Saka !!

A kid asked Swami Vivekanand
“Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai ?”

Swamiji replied
“Wo umeed khona
jiske bharose par tum
sab kuch wapas paa sakte ho…….

Khuda Hamko Kabhi Aisi Judai Naa De;
Unki Yaadon Se Hamko Rihai Naa De;
Dua Karna Dosto, Mujhe Aisi Jannat Naa Mile;
Jahan Se Mera Yaar Mujhe Dikhai Naa De!

Girl to her Blind Bf: "Kash tum dekh sakte
main kitni khubsurat hu...
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Boy:"itni khubsurat hoti to
kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
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Kamini Andha hu bewkoof nahi.. :P :O :D

Ek dam jaanleva... :P
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Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
Ladka :"Kya wo main, wo main laga rakha hai
aage bhi to bol
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Ladki :"Wo main
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Ringtone pe naach rahi thi o_O :D :P