16 saal ki umar mein:
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1 baar kiya to khoon aaya,
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2 baar kiya to dard hua :]
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3 baar kiya to jalan hui
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4 baar kiya to Smoothly hua...
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"Kamino SHAVING ka
Anubhav bata raha hu" =))

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aai..
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Pappu:"Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai..
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain..
1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar aur 1 choos kar..
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai.. ??
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Teacher sharmate hue:"Jo choos rahi Hai..:p
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Pappu:"Nhi, jis ke gale me mangalsutra hai,
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Lekin apki soch mujhe pasand Aai...:p :D :O :D
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Teacher Shock - Pappu rock..

Har Kadam Par Usi Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Ab To Roye Bina Hi Aankh Bhar Aati Hai
Unke Bina Kya Haalat Ho Gayi
Ab To Har Ek Pal Mein Apni Maut Nazar Aati Hai !!!

Ek newspaper me chhapa ki...
"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hain"
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khoob halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa ke "50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti"
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Tab jakar ladkiya shaant hui... :P :O :D

America mein light gayi to
power office mein phone karte hain!
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Japan mein gayi to fuse check karte hai..
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India mein gayi to padosi ke ghar dekhte hai
"sabki gayi hai na to phir thik hai " :D