Ek ladki 18th floor se gir gai
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya
aur poocha mujh se pyar karogi
Ladki: No.
Ladke ne usay chor diya
.
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya
poocha mujhe kiss karogi
ladki: No
Usne bhi chor diya
.
.
Ladki cheekhen marti huyi 1 or chance ki duya karne lagi .
.
3th floor pe 1 or ladke ne catch kar liya Ladki foran boli:
"mein tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi"
.
.
Ladke ne usay foran chor diya aur bola:
Characterless girl. Isse to tu mar jaye
Main shareef hu ye galat kaam hargiz nhi karunga....... ­... :-P

1st frnd: dekh meine naya mobile Liya..

2nd frnd: waah, chal party de.

Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)

2nd frnd: tumne hotel mein
khane ka intzaam kaise kiya.. ??

1st frnd: kal jo naya Mobile liya tha usko Bech ke..
Teri khushi se badhkar thode hi kuchh hai...

2nd frnd: Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega..

Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha...

Le teri gift...:))
Zindagi me dost nahi, Doston mein zindagi hai.. :D

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu, Mein muskraya aur,

Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,

Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
.
.
Ab mai kya batayu.. ??
.
Ki Mein to bike ko lock karne gya tha... :P :O :D

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
.
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
.
He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
.
.
While delivering florist thought: "Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo isse 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hun..
So, he gave 30 instead of 20
.
Aur aaj takk ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua. :P :O

मेरी हर रात में आपको याद होती है;
चाँद तारों से रोज यही बात होती है;
मेरे ख़्वाबों में बिलकुल न आना आप;
.
.
.
क्योंकि डरावनी सूरत से हमारी नींद ख़राब होती है। :P