Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xD

“Kismat pehle hi likhi ja chuki hai to koshish karne se kya milega?”
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Best Ans:
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“Kya pata kismat me likha ho ki”
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“KOSHISH SE HI SAB MILEGA”

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,
ab tu to kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta!" :D

BOY: Kya mein tumhe pyara lagta hun?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Kya tum mere saath rehna chahti ho?
GIRL: Nahi
BOY: Agar mein mar jaon to tum ro gi?
GIRL: Nahi
Ladka bahut udaas ho gaya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone lga
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha
Tum Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Mein tumhare saath rehna nahi balke Jeena chahti hun
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roun gi Nhi MAR jaongi.!
What A Great msg for All LOVER’s

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,
Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana
Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe, Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola: “abe Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do haram khor Ko Abhi Ke Abhi" :p :O :D