Two Type ki girls ke piche mat bhago..
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1) Jiske piche main hu..
kyunki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) Jiske piche main nahi hu
wo mujhse nahi pati
to tumse kya Ghanta pategi :p:O :D :D

ADMIT IT GIRLS...
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A girl takes 100 pictures a day
then deletes 99 of them
& uploads 1
and caption goes like this
"Aise hi baithi thi kisi ne click kar di" !!! :P

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache
road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke 1
bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
Socho,
read again,
thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre Yaar! Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :P =))

Ladkiyon ke darr bhi ajeeb hote hain
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Bheed mein ho to Logo ka darr :)
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Akele mein ho to sunsaan raaho ka darr... :P
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Garmi mein ho to paseene se bheegne ka
darr (-_-)
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Hawa chale to dupatte ke udne ka
darr ;)
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Koi na dekhe to apne chehre se
Darr :D
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Koi dekhe to dekhne waale ki Aankho se
Darr (O.o)
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. Bachpan ho to Maa Baap ka
Darr \~_^/
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. Jawani aaye to Duniya waalo
ka Darr ;"(
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. Raste mein khadi ho to Dhoop se Chehre ke
Murjhaane ka Darr (:
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Baarish aa jaye to usme bheeg jaane ka Darr :]
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Wo darti hai
aur tab tak darti hai
jab tak unhe
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Jeewan saathi nahin mil jaata ♥
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wo alag baat hai
wo sabse zyada usi ko daraati hai :P

Teacher : Bus ke Driver Aur Conductor Main kya
Fark Hai ??
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Student : Conductor Soya To kisi ka Ticket Nahi
kaTeGa..!
&
Driver Soya To Sab ka Ticket kat Jaye Ga.... :P :O :D