Your ‎#Friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
It's an asset not a liability
Always a credit and never a debit
Always a ‎#Profit not a ‎#Loss
And I hope it never bounces!

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
i am nothing without you... :)
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Wife : Wow ! that's so ‎#ROMANTIC...
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Santa (saying to himself): Thank God
She doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone,
with FOUR SIM cards :D :v (y)

2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket...
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1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
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1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”
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2nd kid : How do u know..????????
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1 kid : Coz my socks are ‎#blue
nd yours are ‎#pink.
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‎#Moral: Improve your thoughts. They are just Kids ;) :D

She Updated her ‎#Status
"in Love with ‎#RanbirKapoor "
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So I Changed my Name to Ranbir Kapoor
and ‎#Commented "Love U too Babe "
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And She ‎#Blocked Me !!! :v :P

Once a man asked ‎#GOD,
"Why all ‎#GIRLS are so ‎#SWEET
and all ‎#WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :D