Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water :D

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with you
.
.
but a long journey is
just like a few steps when a
Street Dog is running behind you... :D :P

Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys. ^_^

Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com :D :P

I never prove to be good enough
For every one...!

But I'm the best for them
Who understand me.. :)

Manager: What is Your Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.

Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!