Santa proposed a Girl ;
Girl said: I am 1 year elder to U.
Santa said : Oye no problem soniye
I'll marry u next year... :D :P

Interviewer: What is your date of birth?
Santa: Nov 28.

Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: abhey ! Every Year. :D

Don't be sad
When U see ur ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Flirting with someone else
OooooOoooOooo cOme on yarrr....
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kidz :-p
Thatz called #Attitude ;-)

Never underestimate
the power of 3 things:

1. Wife angry for a reason.

2. Wife angry without reason.

3. Wife about to get Angry
and looking for a reason!

Har haa ikraar nai hota
Har naa inkaar nai hota
.
Yeh to Dil milne ki baat hai
Kabhi-Kabhi to saat phero mein bhi Pyar nai hota