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Tab se pyar andha hai

Sweet Story:
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1 baar sare feelings ne decide kiya ke
wo log chupa chupi khelege..
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Dard'ne counting start ki or baki
feelings chup gaye...
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'jhut' ped k piche chupa or'pyar' gulab ki
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Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Usko Aasmaan mein kya khuda milega

Kisi ko quran mein imaan na mila,
kisi ko geeta mein bhagwan na mila.
Us insaan ko aasmaan mein kya khuda milega,
jis insan ko insan mein insan na mila….
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Bhagwan ji agar sun rhe ho to

Bhagwan ji !!!
agar sun rhe ho to
ek question poochna tha.
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Mere liye bhi koi 'Awww' karne wali
bnayi hai ya bhool gye??
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Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :P
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Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de

IN 2018.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye
to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :D
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Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai
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Husband Main Dubai ja raha hun

Husband: Main #Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana Husband: #Paris ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana Husband: #London ja raha hun
Wife: Perfumes leke aana Husband: #Narak mein ja raha hun
Wife: #Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai
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Lekin Virus fir bhi nhi gya

Bhagwan ne ek aadmi ki yaddasht khatam kar di....
aur pucha - Kuch yaad aa raha hai???
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Aadmi- haan meri biwi ka naam ''Sarita''
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Bhagwan hase aur bole- poori MEMORY FORMAT kar di
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Jodiyan Swarg mein banti hain

Awesum fact...
Colleges and School ko log
"#SWARG" bolte hein....
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Hmmm....
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tabhi to bujurg log kehte hain ke
"Jodiya SWARG mein banti hain" :D
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