Sweet Story:
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1 baar sare feelings ne decide kiya ke
wo log chupa chupi khelege..
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Dard'ne counting start ki or baki
feelings chup gaye...
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'jhut' ped k piche chupa or'pyar' gulab kiView Full
Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Kisi ko quran mein imaan na mila,
kisi ko geeta mein bhagwan na mila.
Us insaan ko aasmaan mein kya khuda milega,
jis insan ko insan mein insan na mila….View Full
Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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. Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full
IN 2018.
BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye
to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :DView Full
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do.
#Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki haiView Full
Husband: Main #Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana
Husband: #Paris ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana
Husband: #London ja raha hun
Wife: Perfumes leke aana
Husband: #Narak mein ja raha hun
Wife: #Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch haiView Full
Bhagwan ne ek aadmi ki yaddasht khatam kar di....
aur pucha - Kuch yaad aa raha hai???
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Aadmi- haan meri biwi ka naam ''Sarita''
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. Bhagwan hase aur bole- poori MEMORY FORMAT kar diView Full
Awesum fact...
Colleges and School ko log
"#SWARG" bolte hein....
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Hmmm....
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tabhi to bujurg log kehte hain ke
"Jodiya SWARG mein banti hain" :DView Full