Oye tu American hai

Santa to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hi hai.
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hai, american hai tu american hi hai.
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In aeroplane after 4-5 drinks

In an aeroplane after 4-5 drinks
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British : I will sleep now
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American : I want to work on internet now
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German : I will watch movies now
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Chinese : I will listen to music now
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,View Full

Dekhne mein ek jaisi lagte hain

Jaise #CHINESE #JAPANESE
AUR #NEPALI dekhne mein ek jaise lagte hain
Waise hi....
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#HiNDI #MARATHI Aur #SANSKRIT
dekhne mein ek jaisi hi lagti hainView Full

Never get upset after breakup

Chinese never get upset
after breakups
coZzz
They know that they will find
an exactly same looking partner
within minutes :P :D lolzzView Full