Gandi Baat Tere Saath Gandi Baat

BF talking to his GF

GF - aajkal tum,
mere se achi achi baatein nahi karte
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Bf - abcd padh li bahut
achi baatein kar li bahut,
ab karunga tere saath
gandi baat gandi baat
gandi gandi gandi baat .... :P :DView Full

Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full

BF text to his GF on WhatsApp

BF text to his GF on #WhatsApp
BF - Hi
GF - Hello
BF - Kahan par ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ki #BMW mein club jaa rahi hu,
abhi driver mujhe club chor dega,
uske baad mall mein shopping k liye jaungi,
tab tumhe call karti hu,View Full

I Have Lost My Girlfriend

A boy ask a girl in a market :- I have lost my GF,
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Can you talk to me for a minute
Girl :- Why??
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Boy :- Bcoz whenever i talk to a girl,
my GF Finds me :P :DView Full

Jab Girlfriend hi nahi hamari

Kya #January..
Kya #February..
Hum Kya kare #November Ko,
#December Ko !!!
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Jab GF Hi Nahi Hamari To
Aag Lage Is Calendar Ko... :D :PView Full

If you're Single Thank God

If you're married, go and kiss your spouse
If you have GF\BF, go and kiss that person
And if you're SINGLE, Kiss the ground and thank GOD!
Happy Valentines' Day !!!View Full

Facebook pe admin bana hu

Girlfriend to Me:
GF: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati
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my ans:
Jabse FB pe admin bana hu
raat ko khayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati
tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi :P
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Girlfriend disturb sleeping boyfriend

GF ने BF को फोन किया।
लड़का (नींद में): हां बोलो।
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लड़की (तुतलाकर) : Awwwww
मेला बाबू छोला है
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Papa Ne Khane Pe Bulaya

BF: आज तेरे पापा ने मुझे
खाने पर बुलाया है wow :) GF:- हाँ वो श्राद के लिए
कौव्वे नहीं मिल रहे थे इसलिए... :D :PView Full

GirlFriend Na Ho To

जिनकी GF मोटी है वो Bullet ले,
जिनकी GF पतली हो वो Splender ले,
जिनकी GF छोटी हो वो Activa ले,
जिनकी GF ही ना हो वो चैन की साँस ले....View Full