10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :vView Full
#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
. GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :PView Full
A boy found a tear in his GF's eyes,
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so he grabbed her in his arms
and hugged her tightly.
But the girl Still continued to cry.
Boy asked : Why are you still crying ??
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Girl : If for every tear, i get a hug from you,View Full
Kapil & His Girl Friend on Phone
Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein? GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary
Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets?
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On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF
BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options
GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :DView Full
#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
. GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full