Is umar mein Beer peene lage

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :vView Full

Ladke ne marne se pehle 2 msg kiye

Sweet Story... :))
1 ladke ne marne se 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main jaa raha hu reply fast..

1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho,
i m busy baad me milenge..
Ye sun kar usey bohat dard hua.. :((View Full

Main young lag rahi hun na

#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :PView Full

Hug from you then i would cry forever

A boy found a tear in his GF's eyes,
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so he grabbed her in his arms
and hugged her tightly.
But the girl Still continued to cry.
Boy asked : Why are you still crying ??
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Girl : If for every tear, i get a hug from you,View Full

Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein

Kapil & His Girl Friend on Phone Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai.. Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary
Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets?
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Line Written Outside Kabristaan

A MEANIGFULL LINE ,
WRITTEN OUTSIDE KABRISTAAN...
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hazaron dafan hain yahaan,
Jo sochte the ke
duniya unke bina Nahi chal sakti...View Full

Guy on KBC call to his GirlFriend

On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :DView Full

Kinna Lucky hona oh Munda

ਕਿੰਨਾ #Lucky ਹੋਣਾ ਉਹ Munda
ਜਿਹੜਾ ਆਪਣੀ #GF ਤੋ ਇਹ ਸੁਣਦਾ ਹੋਵੇ
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Jaanu ਤੁਸੀ Phone Cut ਕਰੋ
ਮੈਂ Call ਕਰਦੀ ਆ :D xD :PView Full

Nothing is interesting in Life

A small but very meaningful thought... "#Nothing is interesting in #Life...
If you are not interested"View Full

BoyFriend won 10 crores in Lottery

#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full