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My Teacher par 10 lines

Teacher ne students se  'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D
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Madam class me story suna rahi thi

INNOCENT CHILDS in U.K.G class.
Ek Madam class me story suna rahi thi.
Madam- 'Ek bar akbar apne bistar pe lete the'. . .
Tabhi ek baccha bola madam ji raju mere ko choondi katt raha hai.
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Madam-raju mein tumhe thappar marungi,
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Kade narrow jean tu pauni e

ਤੇਰੇ ਪੇਪਰ ਦਾ ਟੈਮ ਸਵਾ 2 ਕੁੜੇ..
ਪੂਰੇ 1 ਵਜੇ ਹੋ ਜਾਨੀ ਤੂੰ Show ਕੁੜੇ!
ਦੁਪਿਹਰੇ 1ਵਜੇ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਤੂੰ ਚੰਨ ਚੜਾਉਣੀ ਏ..
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Tera bapu milan ni aaya

Navan -Navan Main Lageya College Vich,
Mera Bapu Milan Layi Aaya,
Ni 5 Borian Patase Bhar k,
Naal Apne Hai Leyaya,
Jande-Jande Ne Madam Nu Baliye,
100 Da Note Pharhaya
Madam Nit Puchdi,
Tera Bapu Milan Ni Aaya................
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Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,
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Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe Khava Deyo

Oh Kehndi Mainu Golgappe 21 Sector Ton Khava Deyo..
Chatni Dhani Masaalae Pawa K, Papri Chaat v Lava Deyo..
Laine Ne Main 17 ton Footwears, Mainu High Heels Dva Deyo..
Fer Elante Mall vich ja k 6-7 Brands Ton Shopping v Karva Deyo..
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Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,
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Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,
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Nahi Mera Boyfriend Hai Sath

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Ek Ladki Baithi hui thi
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Coolie Ne Puchha:- Madam..
Coolie Chahiye....?
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Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfriend Hai Mere Sath
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Sunny Leone class mein padha rhi thi

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
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