How you can fly so fast

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!View Full

Daaru peen da kaarn hai

(image) ਘਰਵਾਲੀ :: ਇਹ ਗੱਲ ਗਲਤ ਹੈ
ਜੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਤਾ kehnde c
ਬਿਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਾਰਣ ਮੈਂ ਦਾਰੂ ਨਹੀ ਪੀਵਾਗਾ ..
ਪਰ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਤਾ ਪੀ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ
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Boy What is 143

Boy : What is 143
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Girl : i love you
Boy : No
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Girl : i miss you
Boy : No
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Girl : i need you
Boy : No
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Girl : i kill you
Boy : No
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Girl : phir kya hai ?
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Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Boy to Girl Aapka Naam Kya Hai

Super Chat >>>
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hlo
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Boy: Aapka Naam Kya Hai ?
Girl: palak... what's urs?
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Boy: Paneer ;)

BLOCKED :P
Boy ROCK'Z GIRL shockzzzView Full

Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb ChahiyeView Full

Rockstar vs exams

In Rockstar-
Toote Hue Dil Se Hi
Sangeet Nikalta Hai !!'
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In Exams-'
Chhute Hue Chapter Se Hi
Questions Nikalta Hai!!
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Agree?? :DView Full

Raat bhar jaag kar shayari banayi hai

WELCOME MR. Chota Santa
Mr. Chota Santa uski Girlfriend se :-
Raat bhar jaag kar tele liye maine
ek shayari banayi hai...
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Raat bhar jaag kar tele liye maine
ek shayari banayi hai...
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Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re PagliView Full

Santa placed two Stones in ears

Santa Placed Two #Stones In his Ears..
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Banta : :o Oye ,
What Are You Doing?
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Santa : :) Oye Don't Disturb Yaar..
I'm Listening To ROCK Music ! haha :DView Full