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ਇਕ ਦੇਸੀ ਜਿਹਾ #Pendu ਮੁੰਡਾ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਜਾਂਦਾ
ਓਥੇ  ਇਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਉਹਦੇ ਦੁਆਲੇ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੀ
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ :- 'I #Like U' ;)View Full

Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,View Full

From where the mughals rule

History Teacher :- From Where to Where did the mughals rule?
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Student :- Sir, I am not sure but i think
from page 15 TO 26...
Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! xD :PView Full

What are people of Germany called

Teacher :- What are the people of Turkey called?
Student :- I don't know.

Teacher :- They are called Turks.
now What are the people of Germany called?
Student :- They are called Germs.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full

Do you Say Prayers Before Eating

Teacher :- Now, Sam tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam :- No Sir, I dont have to,
My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full

My wishes for your Lifetime

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year
but to all the years that you experience in your Lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a Fun-Filled, Smashing, Rocking and happening New Years!View Full

Sardar ko chand par bheja gya

1 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka failsa hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya
Aur chillaya dhokha !  Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amavasya hai,
Chand to hoga hi nahi.... :D :PView Full

Propose Style of Boy

Boy to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
Girl- What PK?
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Boy- #Propose karuga
Girl-  FSSSM
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Boy- what FSSSM?
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Girl- fut saale sendal se maarugi:D
Girls rocksView Full

Diwali Gift for Girlfriend

Boy bought a #Gift for his Girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??

Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost. :D :PView Full

Have a fantastic year

May the coming year be for you:
Awesome Jan
Mind-blowing Feb
Wonderful March
Super Duper April
Funfilled May
Victorious June
Amazing July
Carefree Aug
Rocking Sept
Cheerful Oct
Prosperous NovView Full