Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Dadi = Farmville on Facebook. :O :P >_<

यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है, दोस्तों रहना जरा संभल के
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते हैं, गुब्बारों में भर के
सच बिकता है, झूठ बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी
तीन लोक में फैला है, फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी...

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..
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Boyfriend:" What ??
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Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
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Boyfriend:" 15k for what.. ??
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Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for
my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..
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Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete
and take this extra 2k.
k,k that's for your perfume... ;) :D :P

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.

I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART…

I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you.

I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell
WHATS the REACTION when you SMILE..

I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the

INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES when
they SEE you..
I am BAD in every SUBJECT

BUT
I can TELL ALL..
I will PASS all SUBJECTS if
the TOPIC is YOU…..

22 ਤੇ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਸੱਚੀਆਂ ਸੁਣਾਵੇ...
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ਰੱਬ ਕਰੇ !
ਇਹ Status Like ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲੇ
ਨਾਲ ਕੁੜੀ ਫਸ ਜਾਵੇ..... ;) :D