A boy found a tear in his GF's eyes,
.
so he grabbed her in his arms
and hugged her tightly.
But the girl Still continued to cry.
Boy asked : Why are you still crying ??
.
Girl : If for every tear, i get a hug from you,
then i would cry forever.. !!! <3
Customer (Female) - Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to ye kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din mein
Customer - Dono bank aamne-samne hain fir bhi itna samay Kyun ?
.
Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gayi,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya vahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh... :D