es duniya te lakhan heeran te lakhan ranjhe ne
par sache pyar te saath to aje vi vanjhe ne
ethe koi shikari tan da ae....te koi vipari dhan da ae
wafa di dhup wich badal jana ehna sohnia shaklan ne
Sanu vi dhokha khaa ke aayian hun aklaan ne...!!!!!

Boys will be boys!!!
Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha,
lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi.
Girl : Kyun ?
Papa se mile the kya ?
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Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.. :P :D

Naukrani - Madam Aapke Bete Ne
Machhar Kha Liya..
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Madam - To Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bula..
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Nokrani - Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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Maine 'All Out' Pila Diya Hai... :D

ਚਿੱਟੇ ਸੂਟ ਤੇ ਕੁੱਤੇ ਮੂਤਗੇ,
ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਟੋਕਰਾ ਭਾਰਾ,
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ਪਾਥੀਆ 'ਚ' ਮੈ ਡਿੱਗ ਪਈ ,
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਚੱਕ ਲੈ ਭੈਣ ਦਿਆ YaaRa  :P lolzz.

Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!