Never understood the logic behind
hiding the Groom's shoes for money
on d marriage day...
Instead

.
.
.
if u hide his bedroom keys that night,
u can earn lacs.... :D

If you meet #Rajnikanth...
What you want to do ?
1. Hug him
2. Take a picture with him.
3. Read Jokes about him and laugh together.
4. Get blessing.
5. Beg him teach you all #awesome things he does.
6. Watch his movie #Robot with him.
7. Get his #Autograph.
8. Ask him to play cricket with you.
9. Go on a long drive with him.
10. Have a dinner with him.

Write What you want to do in the comment. You can choose more than one.

Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
.
After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
.
Son replied "Wat is it dad ?"
Dad wrote "A dictionary."
Blocked...

FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Matric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance... ?

Officer : MP !!!
Candidate : What is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture... :P

IF UR IN LOVE:
- Make the best of it.
- Don't doubt anything.
- Enjoy it bcoz nothing lasts 4ever.

IF U JUST BROKE UP:
- Don't cry! Remembr that u had a gud time.
- Never stay alone! Ur friends are Der.
- Hug more people.
- Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF UR SINGLE:
- Stay happy:)
- Hang out with friends and family.
- Try looking 4 sumeone who you think is da best for u.

IF UR MARRIED:
-Game over just delete dis msg n get back to work. :D