Marriage is like a casino.
You go in all excited and optimistic
And you stumble out broke,
drunk and talking to yourself !!!

Yamraj To Santa:
"Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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.
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Santa: "I Want
To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman's Wife..... :D :P

JAMES BOND comitts sucide
after Watching Rajni’s Film
WHY.?
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
.
He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain. :D :P

Alwayz keep ur lovers photo in ur phone
.
.
.
Because
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When ever u face any problem look at ur
lovers photo nd think if U can handle this
then u can handle any problem  ;)

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
.
Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

Indian Police Method -
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts
it's a tiger !