Doctor : Agar aap patient ko
ek ghante pehle le aate to
hum ise bacha sakte the !!!

PAPPU (Relative of Patient ) : Ek ghante
pehle kya ghanta le aate
accident to sala 10 minute
pehle hua hai..!! :-X :P :D

ना जाने वो हमसे क्या छुपाती थी o_O
कुछ था उसके होंठों पे,
मगर ना जाने क्यों शर्माती थी,
जब मुँह खुलवाया तो पता चला कि,
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कमबख्त गुटखा खाती थी :D :P

Girl 1: Awwwwww
Girl 2: Awww

Girl 1: Awwww
Girl 2: Muahh :*

Girl 1: Topic Change mat kar. :P :D

Na jeene ki aarzoo,
na marne ka khauf.

Na jeene ki aarzoo,
na marne ka khauf .
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The number you are trying to reach
is currently switched off :D :P

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75% beautiful hoti hain
85% intelligent.
90% masoom hoti hai &1 00% pyari hot hain
kull mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sab ki sab 420 hoti hain..THOKO LIKE