A boy ask a girl in a market :- I have lost my GF,
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Can you talk to me for a minute
Girl :- Why??
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Boy :- Bcoz whenever i talk to a girl,
my GF Finds me :P :D

Wo Majaa!
Na Red Label mein,
Na Taj mein,

Na poori duniya ke raaj mein,
Na sur me,
Na saaz me,
Na Khazane me,

Jo Majaa hai subah uthkar,
Fir se so jaane mein !!! ;) :P

We Think Our #Memory Is Weak
But Jis Se Kabhi Pyar Kiya Ho,
Jab Usko Bhulna Chaho.....
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Tab Lagta Hai Ki -
Jaise Sari Duniya Ke KAJU BADAM
Humne Hi Khaye Ho...  :P :D

Injection room ke baahar notice board -
Koi mar nahi jata injection lagwane se Galib...
Bass,
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uthne-baithne ke
andaaz badal jaate hain...!! :P :D

#Wife ko Pyar Se #Gulaab Maarne Par
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#English Speaking wife:
You are really very Naughty, Sweetheart! <2
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#Urdu Speaking Wife:
Na Karo na, Jaanu! ;)
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#Punjabi Speaking Wife:
Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra !!! :P 3:)