Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans - Marriage.
Q.4 - Ganga Flows in Which State ?
Ans - Liquid State.
Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans - On His Birthday
Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake!
Geography Teacher :
India Me Saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai?
Awesome Reply By Student :
"Daaru Ke Glass Me.." !!!
#Dhoom 3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?
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Bhale hi aap #Aamir ki tarah
College ya University Top kar lo (3 Idiots)
Par Aakhir mein,
Aapko Job na milne par Chor hi ban na Padega :P
Wo Bathroom main baitha
kisi Se 1 lota pani bhi Naa Maang Saka "Faraz"
Kyon ki usne khud hi kaha tha k
"Mujh par 1 Ehsaan karna,
k Mujh par koi Ehsaan Na karna.'
Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri, yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
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