My new year #Resolution is
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To increase my #Facebook Friend list to at least 5000.
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For this, I am launching my own
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"Aam Add-Me Party"

Why I hate #CID... 1 Example

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#DAYA: Kya ? #Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?

LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
#ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
#ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho.... :P

Safety Tips for #Winter !!!
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Stand in front of #Mirror
with one glass of water.....
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& throw water on the mirror &
say "NAHAA Liye" :D :v :P

Very innocent and heart touching Word
said by Girl after loosing her #BoyFriend
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KUTTA  :D :P

Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vaari Vaari,
Wah Wah....
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Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vaari Vaari,
Wah Wah....
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Dial 139 For Railway Enquiry.....