Navjot Singh Sidhu's Son in School.
Teacher : What is a Noun?
Oye Paaji... Arz kiya hai.
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Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing. !!! :D :P

"CHANGE CAN'T BE GIVEN U EVERYTIME
U MUST BRING THE CHANGE"
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Great line said by:-
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Girdhari lal sabji wala
Kripya paise khulle de :D :P

8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6000000000+ people,
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AND I'M STILL SINGLE
Ladkiyo doob maro ........ :P :D

Election ki date fix ho gayi hai
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Ab pata chalega ki
mohalle ki konsi  LADKIAN
18 saal ki ho gai hain ;) :P

Reactions of Kissing In Various Countries
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America : - Kiss Me Hard !
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France : - Kiss Me Slowly !
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India:
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Jaldi Karo Koi Aa Jayega :P :D