Dedicated To Girls...
"Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko
Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki -
.
Beta Ye Tumhara Ghar Nahi,
.
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Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara
Sasuraal Hai , Tum to Yahan mehman ho....
.
mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata hai kya ? :P :D

#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :P

Science kehta hai ki,
Pani boil karne se kitanu mar jate hain
.
par science ko ye nahi pata ki
kitanuo ke marne ke baad
unki ''Dead bodies'' to  pani mein hi reh jati hain o_O
.
Kasam bachpan se genius hu..
Lekin kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.. :P :D

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi.... :D :P

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein
Aaya....
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi
Deewani Ho gayi.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To
Girls Behosh.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji
Jhaadu Lagana hai.
"Haye Re Berozgari" :D