- Main character's kid will be grown up in one month.
- Main character will be in at least in one accident.
- Main character will go in coma.
- Main character will live in a huge house.
- Main character's elder will never die or be hospitalized.

A guy calls an unknown number.
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: To pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?

This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga..
Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

Main apna "DUKH" kise sunao Yaaro
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1 hi ladki ka number tha mere paas
Wo bhi nirmal baba ki
baaton mein  aakar Delete kar diya... :P :D

Arz Hai..
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Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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Wah Wah..
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Ershad-Ershad..
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Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
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aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Hehehe

#Facebook Pe Girls 1000 Ke Note Ki
Tarah Hoti Hein
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Kyu Ki
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Sala Hamesha Darr Laga Rehta Hai,
Kahin Farzi (Fake) Na Ho.... :D :P