maine suna hai ki #GOOGLE sab kuch doondh deta hai....
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ye mere joote hain
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agar google mein hai dam to
mere mandir se uthe huye joote doond kar dikhaye... :P

Kisi Ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal
mein dekh kar
Bhikhari mat samjho....
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Ho Sakta hai wo  KiSi KA
#BOYFRIEND HO.....!!!! :D :P

Katrina ki coffee mein ek machhar gira,
usne wo pee li.
Tabhi Machhar ke baap ne #Katrina ke
kaan ke pass aake kuch kaha
aur
Katrina behosh ho gayi...
Usne kaha tha :
Tumhare pet mein mera bachha hai.... :O :P

Mobile Aya Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Letters Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Computer Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Sakoon Khatam..
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Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aap ki
"Biwi" ke hath aaya to aap Khatam... :D

When u point a gun at ur friend he says
"apne baap ko drana ja k is se"

But

When U point a ruber band at ur frend he says
"abe paagal hai kya mat kar lag jayegi :P :D